Wayback Wednesday: Weeaboo Re-Education

Let me drop some context here, this post was made back on October 29, 2014 on the Philippine Weeaboo Sucks page during the height of what I would like to call “the weeb wars of 2014“. At the time, BABYMETAL is at it’s peak that every weeaboo and their mother knew who they are and they think that they’re “the best band in the world” KISS notwithstanding.

It has been years since this post was made and we’ve already moved on from this kind of thing. I’d say that actions like this kind of (and I mean kind of) helped the Philippine anime community as a whole. Sure, there are still your Leonards and Arias but I would say most of the community changed for the better and moved away from this kind of behavior.

The whole thing will be presented in almost it’s original form with some formatting edits and some edited lines. You can view the original post on a link at the top of the page. Enjoy.


WEEABOO RE-EDUCATION WITH JDR

Good evening everyone. Recently, there have been cases of weebola (pun intended) virus here on the Internet and there are some people who mistakenly associate some actions as symptoms of weebola. So here I am to tell the difference between weebs and normal anime fans/ Japan media fans.

WHAT IS A WEEABOO?

A weeaboo is someone who loves anything and everything from Japan on unhealthy doses (read as: to the point that he thinks he’s Japanese). Let me show you a demonstration:

~interlude~

A: Hey B! Have you heard of Metallica’s new album yet?

B: Mettalica? pfft… Puh-lease, BABYMETAL’s way better than those old farts de gozaru.

A: Say what? You know that BABYMETAL is just an idol group who use metal as the genre of choice for instrumentals. So BABYMETAL’s not really me…

B: URUSAI! HOW DARE YOU KISAMA DISRESPECT BEBIMETARU?! BEBIMETARU IZ SA BESUTO BANDO OF ALL TIME DE GOZARU!

A: Okay, okay. How about one game of DotA 2, whadd’ya say?

B: DotA 2? Seriously?! DotA’s for chumps who don’t go to kokko. Persona 4’s where it’s at.

A: Get lost, retard!

B: IIE! ANATA GA RETAADO DESU! PERUSONA FOH IS BESUTO BIDEO GEMU! RISE IS RABU! RISE IS RAIBU! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR STOOPID NEVERMORES AND PHANTOM ASSASIN WHATEVER YOU CALL IT AHO! JAPAN BESUTO KANTORII DE GOZARU DESU!

Now that’s a weeaboo kids. Now, we go to what’s NOT a weeaboo.

You’re not a weeaboo if:

>You watch anime or any other J-Media for that matter, on local TV (In fact, most weebs stay on the WWW).

>You go to anime conventions (Unless you’re one of those who shout YA-OI! YA-OI!)

>You listen to J-Music (Unless you’re person B who thinks µ’s and Morning Musume is better than The Platters, SNSD, N’Sync, Sandara Park or APO Hiking Society).

Last but not the least, just because someone’s not a weeb doesn’t mean he or she’s an anime hater. Anime haters are those who don’t watch anything that is not composed of real-life actors and actresses.

So before you let your raging hormones get the best of you, think (with your head, not with your dick) before you type.

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